Coinbase: User Incident Report

Coinbase locked me out of $127,000 for "account review". Been 137 days. Zero human contact. Just case numbers that go nowhere. I can see my money sitting there but can't touch it. This is criminal. They're using our funds as their own liquidity pool while we suffer.

PSA for everyone: Coinbase will lock your account if you withdraw "too much" to cold storage. Apparently self-custody is suspicious now. My $52k has been frozen for 78 days. They keep saying "we need more time" but won't say what they're reviewing. This is a hostage situation.

Coinbase randomly decided my account needs "enhanced verification" after 3 YEARS of using them. $67k locked. I've sent my passport, SSN, bank statements, utility bills - everything they asked for. Still locked. Support keeps giving automated responses. This platform is broken.

Coinbase support is the worst in crypto. 72,000+ complaints on Trustpilot with 1.5 star average. That's not a coincidence. When things go wrong (and they will), you're completely alone. My $33k has been stuck for 94 days. I've given up hope of ever seeing it again.

Coinbase locked me out of $127,000 for "account review". Been 137 days. Zero human contact. Just case numbers that go nowhere. I can see my money sitting there but can't touch it. This is criminal. They're using our funds as their own liquidity pool while we suffer.

PSA for everyone: Coinbase will lock your account if you withdraw "too much" to cold storage. Apparently self-custody is suspicious now. My $52k has been frozen for 78 days. They keep saying "we need more time" but won't say what they're reviewing. This is a hostage situation.

Coinbase randomly decided my account needs "enhanced verification" after 3 YEARS of using them. $67k locked. I've sent my passport, SSN, bank statements, utility bills - everything they asked for. Still locked. Support keeps giving automated responses. This platform is broken.

Coinbase support is the worst in crypto. 72,000+ complaints on Trustpilot with 1.5 star average. That's not a coincidence. When things go wrong (and they will), you're completely alone. My $33k has been stuck for 94 days. I've given up hope of ever seeing it again.